Why it’s cool to be a J.E.R.K
09 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment
in Uncategorized Tags: jerking, new boyz, rejecting
Okay I know this post has nothing to do with fashion but I wanted to feature my cousin Daniel for his creativity with words. I’m pretty sure that most of the world has heard of the song “Jerk” by The New Boyz and is also awre of the dance that goes with it. However, the word ‘jerk’ isn’t exactly a compliment, until now. My cousin Daniel has come up with his own meaning of ‘jerk’ and three other words:
J.E.R.K- Jounior Educated Rich kid
N.E.R.D- New Educated Rich Dude
F.A.R.T- Fake Artificial Rich Turd
B.A.R.K- Barely A Rich Kid
It is offically cool to be a J.E.R.K and embrace your inner N.E.R.D! However, I don’t mean go around acting like an arrogant you know what. to be a J.E.R.K means to carry yourself with confidence no matter what your doing, who your friends are, what you’re wearing, or what people think of you. In addition, being a N.E.R.D means it’s okay to wear your glassesto school and get an A+ on the calculus finals. In other words don’t let others put you down because you act, look, dress, or speak differenty, just be yourself.
However, there is a word for those who really do act like the dictionary definition of a jerk. They are called F.A.R.Ts which means they think they are better than everyone else and are bullies. Lastly, someone who tries really hard to fit in and copies someone elses swagg is known as a B.A.R.K. That’s it for non-fashion posts, until next time kisses. P.S here is a pic of my J.E.R.K cousin:
